I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like
ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning
i wish i was thinner but i also wish that i didn’t wish I was thinner
me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life
The Ford Fiesta looks a lot like Yoshi